I'm proud to announce
  at eight pounds and an ounce,
  a brand new toy that I found:
It was wrapped in a blanket,
  and I thought it stank,
  but it looks like it's sticking around.

It just kind of lies there,
  though sometimes it cries when
  I poke it and pull on its hair.
It yelled a whole lot
  (please don't tell Mom and Pop)
  when I pushed it down off of my chair.